semenology

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

[cowboy love story]

this town……….is big enough for the two of us

time: *makes me bolder*
children: *get older*
me: *gets older too*

This year I will
1. Release my inhibitions
2. Feel the rain on my skin

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol

Santa with that ass so fat
Let me see them buttcheeks clap

americans be eating cheesed burger

i love.. vegetables and kissing

[乇乂ㄒ尺卂ㄒ卄丨匚匚]

Wake up sheeple
You squeeze lemons to make lemonade
How the FUCK do you think they make
Gatorade

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….

My Chemical Romance ain’t have to go that hard in Helena gotdamn